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This transcript accompanies episode 1, episode 1. Due to the sometimes unclear sound quality of earlier episodes, possibly due to deterioration in the original master recordings, this transcript may not be 100% accurate. In addition, this transcript is not intended to replace the viewing experience, as it only includes dialogue from the episode.
00:00:07
Snail: Timberwolfie. Timberwolfie. Hey, Timber. Say “Hi,” Timber. Type “Hello,” H-E-L-L-O. You can do it.
0:13:26
backstage banter: Did you get everyone here?
Ferret: (maniacal laugh)
Fox: I'm deaf!
Ferret: (maniacal laugh… again)
Fox: What is that? What is that thing?1) Get back! Down, down, down.
0:13:48
Fox: Wood. (laughs)
Ferret: Wood.
Fox: Wait, I'm a girl! I'm supposed to be talking like this!
Ferret: Wood.
Fox: Uh, hello everybody! Um, this is the, uh, Florida Furry Puppet Show.
Ferret: Wood.
Fox: The online… wood?
Ferret: Wood.
Fox: The online puppet show. And, um…
Ferret: Wood.
Fox: Wood… we are going to play songs for you, and we're going to tell jokes, tell dumb jokes. And, um… talk about furry stuff. Yup.
Ferret: Oh.
Fox: So is this… so this, we have no format for the show, this is the first time we've ever been on the air. Well, technically.
Ferret: All we need for our bluescreen is a machine that would put on backgrounds for us.
Fox: We need Hawaii back here. We need Hawaii.
Ferret: Yuh.
Fox: Mars.
Ferret: Anybody want to donate any video equipment? So we're not using security cameras and, uh… floodlights and… a sofa for a stage?
Fox: Yes. You will say yes. You will say yes. Yes. You will say yes, you will donate. Look into my eyes!
Ferret: Basically, the sofa's sitting on two endtables.
Fox: You will donate!