Third Annual Arthur Awards Results
Ballot Item #1 BEST CRAPPY QUOTE 2 (5) Votes for “No Choice” 1 (2) Votes for “*cute bark!*” 12 (13) Votes for “I left a Crappy on Yappy's bed! Yahoo!” 8 (10) Votes for “I'm bouncing on people's heads!” 21 (21) Votes for “Lets play!” 3 (3) Votes for “Wait up fox!”
Ballot Item #2 FUNNIEST SEGMENT 1 (3) Votes for “No Choice” 1 (1) Votes for “Arthur and Poink sing to the midi of 'Green Acres'” 10 (11) Votes for “Arthur declares his multiboobage fetish” 4 (6) Votes for “Disembodied Arthur (1st time) saying 'I eat air'” 2 (3) Votes for “Kage interviews Frankie the waiter on the Yatta Show” 9 (9) Votes for “Lynxcat flashes the screen” 2 (2) Votes for “Poink Being turned inside out. Anyone have some Bactine?” 1 (1) Votes for “Poink interviews the Yatta singers” 17 (18) Votes for “Poink singing 'It Had to Be You' to his inflatable sheep”
Ballot Item #3 MOST WRONG SEGMENT OF 2002 3 (5) Votes for “No Choice” 4 (6) Votes for “Show #139 - Esophaguy and Poink: 'Bishop Poink'” 2 (2) Votes for “Show #146 - Stanley Cup: Racial Slap – 'SHIP 'EM BACK!!!'” 5 (5) Votes for “Show #149 - Poink and the Inflatable Shark.” 3 (4) Votes for “Show #150 - Poink Christmas Carol” 30 (32) Votes for “Show #151 - Poink gets Inflatable Sheep: 'It Had To Be Ewe'”
Ballot Item #4 COOLIST BIRTHDAY/CHRISTMAS/CHRISTMAS IN JULY GIFT 2 (4) Votes for “No Choice” 25 (26) Votes for “Chuckles” 1 (2) Votes for “Jimmy Neutron” 9 (11) Votes for “The Big Brick o' Poptarts” 10 (11) Votes for “The Fart Detector”
Ballot Item #5 BEST MACH OUTBURST 5 (7) Votes for “No Choice” 5 (5) Votes for “'I am NOT thirtysomething!'” 7 (9) Votes for “'I do NOT look like Robert Picardo!'” 5 (5) Votes for “'No, Mach does NOT look like a Ferengi!'” 3 (4) Votes for “'Ok, Garrison, you're dead!'” 7 (8) Votes for “'Ok, whoever has the Photoshop program has to die!'” 14 (15) Votes for “(Noticing JarJar watching him rollcall) '…*DIE!*'” 1 (1) Votes for “Looking at the 'Simba Doo' picture with himself as Shaggy”
Ballot Item #6 BEST NEW SEGMENT 1 (3) Votes for “No Choice” 7 (8) Votes for “And Now…Todd's Live Journal” 4 (5) Votes for “Name That Toon” 9 (11) Votes for “Pawpet Flashback - Three Years Ago this Week” 2 (2) Votes for “Poink's DVD Review” 3 (3) Votes for “Poink, CounterPoink (ie, Tod growls 'You're WRONG!')” 14 (15) Votes for “Spits or Swallows” 7 (7) Votes for “Time to Show the New Guys the last 5 minutes of Pink Flamingos”
Ballot Item #7 BEST GARRISON & HOBBES VIDEO 2 (4) Votes for “No Choice” 10 (12) Votes for “All Your Mutts” 8 (10) Votes for “Blazing Ferrets” 15 (16) Votes for “Lilo & Java” 1 (1) Votes for “Monster Mash” 11 (11) Votes for “What Would Brian Boitano Do?”
Ballot Item #8 BEST ART JAM TOPIC 6 (8) Votes for “No Choice” 14 (14) Votes for “In Search of Rasvar's Buttcrack” 7 (10) Votes for “Killing Poink” 9 (9) Votes for “New Uses for AOL CDs” 5 (7) Votes for “Putting Stuff on Mach's Head” 4 (4) Votes for “Wolftaurs at Krystal's Drive-in” 2 (2) Votes for “Yappy's Birthday”
Ballot Item #9 BEST NEW PAWPET CHARACTER 2 (4) Votes for “No Choice” 2 (2) Votes for “Bambi Voop” 20 (21) Votes for “Crappy-Doo” 5 (7) Votes for “Esophiguy” 3 (3) Votes for “Forrest the Tree” 1 (1) Votes for “Insephalitis (Masquito)” 1 (1) Votes for “Jello the horse” 13 (15) Votes for “Nerd”
Ballot Item #10 BEST FLUFF & SUCH VIDEO 2 (4) Votes for “No Choice” 2 (2) Votes for “Annabella's Song” 3 (4) Votes for “I Farted on Santa's Lap” 11 (13) Votes for “I'm With You” 15 (16) Votes for “If I Had A Million Dollars” 13 (14) Votes for “Major Tom” 1 (1) Votes for “She's So High”
Ballot Item #11 BEST SPITS OR SWALLOWS ITEM 8 (10) Votes for “No Choice” 3 (3) Votes for “Armour Potted Meat Product” 15 (18) Votes for “Durian Cake” 9 (10) Votes for “Herbie's Hot Weenees” 3 (3) Votes for “Horlicks Nurishing Food Drink” 2 (3) Votes for “Moxie” 5 (5) Votes for “Tuna and Wasabi cubes from FC” 2 (2) Votes for “Zorro's Green Soju (Green Stuff)”
Ballot Item #13 BEST PAWPET FILL-IN FOR MACH READING WHO's IN CHANNEL 2 (4) Votes for “No Choice” 7 (7) Votes for “Arthur” 12 (15) Votes for “Babs Bunny at FC” 7 (7) Votes for “Jar Jar (see 'DIE!' above)” 1 (1) Votes for “Mutt” 11 (11) Votes for “Poink” 1 (1) Votes for “Simba” 5 (7) Votes for “TerryMouse” 1 (1) Votes for “Yappy aka 'the Farty Guy'”
Ballot Item #14 BEST CHUCKLES BIT 4 (6) Votes for “No Choice” 12 (15) Votes for “Chuckles eats Mutt and sticks his rear in Poink's face” 13 (13) Votes for “Chuckles in Snow” 3 (3) Votes for “Chuckles plays Charades” 15 (17) Votes for “Chuckles rides the Segway”
Ballot Item #15 BEST PERK FOR WORKING AT DISNEY 4 (6) Votes for “No Choice” 14 (16) Votes for “$800 office chairs” 4 (4) Votes for “Cybernetic enhancements (ie, Yappyplates)” 12 (14) Votes for “Getting to be interviewed by your co-worker who hosts an internet puppet show” 2 (2) Votes for “Going on the Disney MAGIC” 7 (7) Votes for “Meeting the legendary Al Hershfield (Aladin crew)” 4 (5) Votes for “Riding Segways”
Ballot Item #16 BEST SQUEAKER 3 (5) Votes for “No Choice” 5 (5) Votes for “Brokken Pecker” 6 (7) Votes for “Poink's bedsprings” 10 (11) Votes for “TempFerret” 23 (26) Votes for “Trixie”
Ballot Item #17 BEST FAKE WEBSIGHT 2 (4) Votes for “No Choice” 3 (4) Votes for “www.crappydoomustdie.com” 7 (7) Votes for “www.getherbiedrunk.com” 5 (5) Votes for “www.livejournal.com/users/PoinksEwe” 9 (10) Votes for “www.machnaked.com” 6 (7) Votes for “www.nickpickersguidetothePawpetShow.com” 9 (10) Votes for “www.rasvarsbuttcrack.com” 4 (5) Votes for “www.tempferretsresume.com” 2 (2) Votes for “www.toddlovesaolcds.org”
Ballot Item #18 BEST NEW PAWPETEER GROUP 5 (7) Votes for “No Choice” 2 (2) Votes for “Bad Cheese Productions” 4 (5) Votes for “Central Ohio Pawpet Authority” 18 (21) Votes for “Garrison & Hobbes Productions” 8 (8) Votes for “Pawpets Late Night” 1 (1) Votes for “Pawpets Monterey Bay” 9 (10) Votes for “Southpaw Video Productions”
Ballot Item #19 BEST RUNNING JOKE 2 (4) Votes for “No Choice” 11 (14) Votes for “Braaaaaains…..” 5 (5) Votes for “Mach's Bald Spot” 3 (3) Votes for “Newer and Better ways to beat up Poink.” 3 (4) Votes for “Poink burns Ramen noodles while on the john” 15 (15) Votes for “Poink's obsession with Rasvar's Buttcrack” 8 (9) Votes for “Tod vs. Poink. Cuteness vs. Crudeness.”
Ballot Item #20 BEST TOTALLY UNEXPECTED THING 2 (4) Votes for “No Choice” 6 (6) Votes for “April Fools! (Easter 'flashback' to 'Show #2')” 7 (7) Votes for “MIDI's take over” 5 (5) Votes for “Nonsanity Cat sends in an animated version of the shaved bear picture” 8 (11) Votes for “Secret Video after show ends.” 18 (19) Votes for “Sinkhole Madness (Holloween Show)” 1 (2) Votes for “TerryMouse sends in a drawing and recorded voiceover Art Jam submission.”
Ballot Item #21 BEST CAPTION PICTURES 7 (9) Votes for “No Choice” 22 (25) Votes for “Crazy FC Lady w/PokitFox” 9 (11) Votes for “Evil naked hairless cat” 9 (9) Votes for “Kid sucking thumb near dog's tail”
Ballot Item #22 BEST COASTER 4 (6) Votes for “No Choice” 3 (4) Votes for “Any wooden coaster” 23 (24) Votes for “Herbie's Rollercoaster Tycoon coaster that kills unhappy people” 6 (7) Votes for “Hulk” 4 (6) Votes for “The TacoBell pootpowered coaster of death” 7 (7) Votes for “X”
Ballot Item #23 BEST PHYSICAL MAKEOVER FOR A PUPPET 2 (4) Votes for “No Choice” 1 (1) Votes for “Christmas Forrest” 23 (24) Votes for “Evil Eyes Poink” 3 (4) Votes for “Inside-out Poink” 6 (7) Votes for “New Poink” 12 (14) Votes for “Wierd eyes on everyone O_O”
Ballot Item #24 BEST PPRM VIDEO: 12 (16) Votes for “No Choice” 5 (5) Votes for “Ballad of Mutt” 9 (10) Votes for “Big Balls” 4 (4) Votes for “No Presents for Christmas” 17 (19) Votes for “Tribute (greatest song in the world)”
Ballot Item #25 BEST COPA VIDEO 14 (16) Votes for “No Choice” 14 (17) Votes for “Hayseed and Ozark #1” 8 (9) Votes for “Let There Be Guns” 6 (6) Votes for “Ohio” 5 (6) Votes for “Shaddap You Face”
Ballot Item #26 BEST SATELLITE PAWPET 3 (5) Votes for “No Choice” 7 (9) Votes for “Fremont” 3 (5) Votes for “Hayseed” 4 (4) Votes for “Knot (the home-made Stitch puppet)” 9 (10) Votes for “Patrick (aka PunkTiger)” 2 (2) Votes for “Rowsdower” 19 (19) Votes for “Tag”
Ballot Item #27 BEST SHOW OPENING BIT: 4 (6) Votes for “No Choice” 12 (16) Votes for “HNB Riverdance” 2 (2) Votes for “HNB and HNK dancing to the Lilo & Stitch song.” 4 (5) Votes for “Introduction of Esophoguy” 11 (11) Votes for “The Poink Show opening, poor alone Poink.” 11 (11) Votes for “The Sink Hole show, and the worlds fastest disclaimer.” 3 (3) Votes for “The fake Episode 3 Opening easter 2002”
Ballot Item #28 BEST THING THAT WOULD BE EXTREMELY COOL, BUT UNLIKELY HAPPEN ON THE SHOW 1 (3) Votes for “No Choice” 10 (10) Votes for “Bacon hosts a trip to a meat-processing plant.” 4 (4) Votes for “Eat-Till-You-Burst Burger King Taco munching contest” 19 (22) Votes for “Female pawpetters take over show for a day, then lock the door.” 4 (4) Votes for “Jackrabbit and Yappy perform The Blue Danube with farts” 9 (11) Votes for “Yappy gets onstage at TPIR and spays and nueters Bob Barker”
Ballot Item #29 COOLEST RL TRIP 7 (10) Votes for “No Choice” 1 (1) Votes for “Anime Con (What was the name?)” 24 (27) Votes for “Anthrocon” 6 (6) Votes for “FX Toy Con” 9 (10) Votes for “Wind Tunnel”
Ballot Item #30 BEST ART JAM SUBMISSION (drawing) 7 (9) Votes for “No Choice” 5 (5) Votes for “A running cheetah can shave a thousand heads (http://pawpet.org/funday/art/2002-08-04/StuffOnMachsHead.gif)” 5 (6) Votes for “Aol Sunglasses (http://www.pawpet.org/funday/art/2002-12-29/roxi-aol-sunglasses.gif)” 3 (3) Votes for “Dreidle shots! (http://pawpet.org/funday/art/2002-12-01/dreidel.gif)” 8 (9) Votes for “Good widdle ferret or bad widdle ferret? (http://pawpet.org/funday/art/2002-07-28/tempxmas.gif)” 4 (4) Votes for “Hooked on Ferrets Worked for Rasvar (http://pawpet.org/funday/art/2002-12-15/Hooked%20on%20ferrets%20worked.jpg)” 6 (9) Votes for “Mutiboobage (http://pawpet.org/funday/art/2002-10-20/Muti-boobage.jpg)” 6 (6) Votes for “Please don't boink the ewe (http://pawpet.org/funday/art/2003-01-19/Whipple.jpg)” 1 (1) Votes for “Temp works Xmas Eve (http://pawpet.org/funday/art/2002-12-22/Temp%20Christmas%20Finished.jpg)” 2 (2) Votes for “Temp's tie is not a good toupee (http://pawpet.org/funday/art/2002-08-04/ts-ArtJam20020804.jpg)”
Ballot Item #31 BEST HERBIE (NON-MUTT CHARACTER) 2 (4) Votes for “No Choice” 2 (3) Votes for “BJ Wolf” 1 (1) Votes for “Bacon” 3 (3) Votes for “Bea Arthur” 3 (4) Votes for “Evil Ferret” 2 (2) Votes for “Flippy (the Finger from the Thumbtanic mocking episode)” 7 (7) Votes for “Forrest” 0 (1) Votes for “Frankie” 5 (5) Votes for “Fuzzle Ferret” 3 (4) Votes for “Headless Naked Barbies” 10 (11) Votes for “ScreamGuy” 9 (9) Votes for “Skippy”
Ballot Item #32 BEST CHOCOLATE BUNNY DEATH VIDEO 5 (7) Votes for “No Choice” 30 (34) Votes for “2 - Death by machinegun” 1 (1) Votes for “Aatheus - Peep death by hammer /” 2 (2) Votes for “FPS crew - Death by The Plexor” 3 (4) Votes for “FPS crew Death by PT Cruiser” 3 (3) Votes for “Hobbes - Boiling / Jedi deaths” 3 (3) Votes for “Whiffert - Death by air hose”
Ballot Item #33 BEST PPW VIDEO 11 (14) Votes for “No Choice” 7 (9) Votes for “Blue” 10 (11) Votes for “Burning Love” 11 (12) Votes for “Rabbit Valley” 8 (8) Votes for “Run Run Rudolph”
Ballot Item #34 WORST POOT EVER 5 (7) Votes for “No Choice” 14 (15) Votes for “JR (which show doesn't he poot on)” 6 (6) Votes for “Rasvar (Ditto)” 11 (14) Votes for “TiborTiger on show #150” 11 (12) Votes for “Yappy (same with this guy)”
Ballot Item #35 BEST PAWPET (excluding Mutt and Arthur) 1 (1) Votes for “Bitchvoop” 0 (2) Votes for “Java” 4 (6) Votes for “Poink” 1 (1) Votes for “Rummage” 2 (2) Votes for “Tod”