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 [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funday_PawPet_Show|Wikipedia Article about FPS]]
+===== Opening Theme Song Lyrics =====
+PAWPET SONG
+I am a little Pawpet
+The cutest on the internet
+I have a show on Sunday
+And everybody watches it
+I bet you think it's easy
+To be a furry cute thing
+No one really cares as long as we look happy
+But hands are in our asses
+It's like we need Ex Laxes
+We're loopy in the head from breathing Yappy's gases
+We have to hold our breath and pray the Toaster crashes
+My friends are filled with suffing
+Their habits are disgusting
+I could tell you more but I can't break the rating
+I don't mean to complain now
+But Ezra smells like dog chow
+Tod sounds like his tongue is stapled into his mouth
+Mutt can lick his own butt and we don't know how
+(CHORUS)
+Pawpets
+We just sing and dance
+We're not wearing pants
+We will burn in Hell
+Satan thinks we're swell
+I haven't got the first clue
+How Arthur got his paws fused
+I don't know who Mach is screwing in the chat room
+But it really makes my skin crawl
+When Java eats his eyeballs
+Devin gets his power from the magic 8 ball
+Temp is crying now 'cause Rasvar's huming Barbie dolls
+I wanted to work for Henson
+But I some how wound up here
+Everyone around me is just plain weird
+I have to act retarded
+For all the boys and girls
+It's almost bad as working for Disney World
+Shak just ate a whole cow
+I think I'm going to puke now
+Even Jimmy's grin can't force the bile down now
+Run the credits soon before I hose the stage down
+(CHORUS)