The show's resident pottymouth, Poink is a perverted weasel with laser eyes who won't hesitate to say exactly what's on his twisted mind. He's always there to provide improv comedy and hilarious anecdotes, and has often been called the funniest character on the show. In fact, so much of his life is worthy of recording that he puts out a weekly podcast, which you can find at http://poink.furryhost.com. He clearly has the hots for Lilly, and he's not ashamed of a little P.D.A. Poink's friend JR is a budding standup comedian, raised by children's TV and strict parents.
Poink was introduced to the Pawpet audience on Episode 89. During Episode 318 he tells us that the “T.” in his name actually stands for “The”. He seems to be undecided whether his last name is Weasel or Ferret though…